Always on Alert

Taylor Swift is having the time of her life on a Disneyland rollercoaster, laughing alongside her girlfriend and a little girl seated between them. While they’re all grinning from ear to ear, enjoying the ride, the scene behind Taylor is pure comedy—her bodyguard, completely unfazed, sits with a straight face.

It’s almost like the rollercoaster forgot to include him in the fun! While everyone else is caught in the thrill of the moment, he looks like he’s just on a casual stroll. Keeping a poker face on a wild ride? That takes real security skills. Even rollercoasters can’t shake this guy.