Overboard Safety Gone Wild
This man is not taking any chances—he’s strapped on so many life jackets that he’s practically a human flotation device. With vests wrapped everywhere around his body, he’s clearly on a mission to stay above water, no matter what. It’s a look that screams, “I’m not a swimmer, and I’m not ashamed!”
While he’s prepared to float like a cork, someone might want to remind him that bigger threats are lurking underwater, like the kind with fins and sharp teeth. Still, with all that padding, he’s practically shark-proof—or at least too much hassle for a nibble. Better safe (and slightly ridiculous) than sorry!