Divorce Deals on Water

Nothing says “moving on” quite like a vessel with “she got the house” proudly painted on the side. He’s embracing his half of the split—trading the white picket fence for whitecaps and waves. While she’s settling into cozy home vibes, he’s out on the water living his best captain’s life, turning this post-divorce chapter into a splashy adventure.

The question remains: did he get the better deal, or is she laughing from the comfort of central heating and a fully stocked kitchen? Either way, it’s a cheeky reminder that sometimes you just have to sail away from the past—whether you’re cruising or sinking, at least it’s your boat now!