Kids Can Wait, I’m Cruising
When justifying a significant purchase, this boat’s name says it all: “Kids Inheritance.” Nothing like putting it right out there that the fun money is being spent now, and the kids will have to understand. It’s an unapologetic nod to living in the moment, with a not-so-subtle reminder for his wife that this boat is the family treasure.
Whether it’s a midlife splurge or a well-deserved indulgence, this boat’s got the perfect excuse plastered on its side. Those future college funds might be riding the waves today, but memories are priceless. Besides, who needs an inheritance when Dad’s got stories of epic boat days?
